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I'm not sure this is the publish they had in mind. Let's see if I have something to add.
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Wrong number?
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Posted:Apr 24, 2017 2:59 pm
Last Updated:Apr 25, 2017 4:09 am
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Obscene caller: Hi baby, if you can guess what's in my hand I will let you have it.
Lady: Listen, if you can hide it in one hand then I am not interested!
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Neglext
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Posted:Apr 24, 2017 4:39 am
Last Updated:Apr 24, 2017 2:53 pm
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Neglext:
The act of abandoning someone in mid-conversation for a prolonged period of time (intentionally or unintentionally) via the sending of text messages electronically especially from one cell phone to another.
"I'm so sorry, I passed out early last night and totally neglexted you!"
-Urban Dictionary
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T'is the season, do you need a license
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Posted:Apr 22, 2017 5:04 am
Last Updated:Apr 24, 2017 4:33 am
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I am a member of a "group" that is primarily local folks, within a few of each other counties anyway. It is not particularly active with posts. One of the more active topics is a on the subject of dogging. Last summer members were commenting regularly. That faded out with the last post appearing in October.
Finally last week someone posted again. The certainly seems to define Wisconsin's dogging season as coinciding with mosquito and grilling season.
Try as I might, I couldn't come up with a corresponding pun.
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Last call?
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Posted:Apr 21, 2017 4:18 am
Last Updated:Apr 22, 2017 5:05 am
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Q - Why do we have orgasms? A - How else would we know when to stop?
Q - What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? A - A genealogist looks up your family tree, A gynecologist looks up your family bush!
Q - What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A - A cock that stays up all night.
Q - Did I tell you about the worst blow job I ever got? A - Yeah, it was great
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Three days in a row.
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Posted:Apr 20, 2017 4:00 am
Last Updated:Aug 5, 2017 8:14 pm
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Q - How is college like a woman ? A - You work so hard to get in, and nine months later you wish you'd never come.
Q - What do Disney World & Viagra have in common? A - They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride.
Q - How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? A - It's not hard.
Q - Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low? A - Sugar is when you kiss her on the lips!
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Foursome?
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Posted:Apr 19, 2017 3:48 am
Last Updated:Apr 19, 2017 5:43 pm
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Q - What's the biggest problem with being an atheist is ? A - No one to talk to during an orgasm!
Q - What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom ? A - A pick pocket snatches watches. A peeping Tom watches snatches.
Q - What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't? A - Her belly button.
Q - What do you call a mushroom with a 10 inch stem? A - A fungi to have around.
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More T&A, uhm, Q&A
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Posted:Apr 18, 2017 4:04 am
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2017 6:02 pm
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Q - What do you call a women that wants sex as much as you do ? A - A dream.
Q - How does James Bond like his pussy ? A - Shaven not furred.
Q - How are men are like bagpipes ? A - You won't get anything unless you blow them first.
Q - What's the difference between a penis and a prick ? A - A penis is fun, sexy and satisfying.... A prick is the guy who owns it.
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Just a question
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Posted:Apr 17, 2017 4:52 am
Last Updated:Apr 17, 2017 4:02 pm
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I notice that several of the bloggers I read, post their own first comment after they "Add a Post?" Why are you doing that? Have I missed something?
Prof
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The Vagina
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Posted:Apr 16, 2017 6:23 am
Last Updated:Apr 17, 2017 4:50 am
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The best engine in the world is the vagina. It can be started with one finger. It is self lubricating. It takes any size piston, and it changes its own oil every four weeks. It is a pity thought that the management system is so fucking temperamental. - George Carlin
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Field of Dreams
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Posted:Apr 15, 2017 5:03 am
Last Updated:Apr 15, 2017 7:25 am
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Do you think the person who invented the vibrator heard a voice saying, "If you build it they will come?"
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How to get up?
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Posted:Apr 14, 2017 3:52 am
Last Updated:Apr 15, 2017 4:50 am
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I had sex in an elevator. It was wrong on so many levels.
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Can't stop...
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Posted:Apr 13, 2017 4:16 am
Last Updated:Apr 14, 2017 3:51 am
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I'm trying to give up sexual innuendo.
But it's so hard.
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Welcome to the club
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Posted:Apr 12, 2017 4:24 am
Last Updated:Apr 13, 2017 3:57 am
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Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club.
Thank you all for coming.
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