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Want To Have A Second Date? ❤️ Don't Do THIS... After The First... 😮
Want To Have A Second Date? ❤️ Don't Do THIS... After The First... 😮 It was morning and snow had begun fall in blinding white clumps. Traffic was snarled as I watched my wipers flip back and forth... and back and forth. My daze was suddenly fractured - by a gaggle of obnoxiously cheerful radio voices; "And we have, Steve on the line." Steve, turned out be a lucky contestant for the daily five hundred dollar - 'Valentine's Giveaway'. Steve's perfect first date with a woman (Cindy), never materialized into another rendezvous. I listened to his tale of an exciting, whimsical evening of wining and dining and dancing... and then Steve had been ignored; seemingly, without cause. The contest prize? Get Steve and Cindy back on track with a lavish all expense paid, second chance. The radio hosts would try and reach Cindy and put her on the air. They advised stay tuned. Snow fell heavily as I sat there in my car. I took their advice... and waited. Like, I had a fricken choice? There's a hush that leans in and fills your mind, when you're driving on roads with a cushion of snow on them. You glide in muffled slow motion, as if on plush blankets of thick cotton... sliding - more or less where you aim. I aimed away from the ditch and followed the lights of the cars in front of me. It was hypnotic ; a soothing silencer for the crazy chatter normally filling my head. My tiny state of nirvana fizzled ; when guess who, came on 'live radio'? Ya got it - Cindy! She was confused at first and then too shy and nervous to say much about anything. But those hosts kept pushing and finally provoked an answer with a blunt question; "Cindy... Steve thought that it was a great first date. Why didn't you ever see him again?" "It was a wonderful night. We had a great time. I'd never met anyone like him. I thought... and then..." Cindy stammered. The radio hosts pushed harder. "And then what? WHAT happened?" "The next day, he sends me a message with a fucking dick pic." Gotta love Montreal radio - no filters. Her remark was greeted with shock and laughter. Things got worse when Steve's voice chimed into the conference call fray. "I didn't mean anything bad by it. I just wanted to show you what to expect and..." And Cindy... concluded the conversation by hanging up. Dial tone... more laughter and shock, resonated through my speakers. The radio hosts weren't done yet ; asking Steve if his 'little fella' was alert in that picture he'd sent. Steve replied with ; "Well if you wanna get someone's attention, you're not sending a ship out to sea at half mast." So... the key to getting a 'second' date IS - don't flash a dick pic, after the 'first' date. Good safety tip. I'm sure there are others, aren't there? The car in front of me had stalled. I didn't care. I was still laughing... while wondering who'd be on tomorrow's show. Perhaps, I'd be able to pick up more dating advice? ........................................ . .. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O |
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Well... I don't know if I'll hear a more candid and revealing live - 'on air' phone call. Radio isn't dead yet! At least - not in this city. Everyone has their first date nightmares. Do you have any worthy ones? 🤔 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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A lot of people HATE winter driving. My car is equipped with winter tires that'll cut a trail through the Arctic. I actually look forward to being able to slalom around parking lots and pull donuts at ease and... in total control. Sort of... lol 😂 😮 Do you enjoy driving in the snow or in slippery conditions? 🤔 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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he should have known not to do that
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2/13/2020 7:31 am |
Personally I hate winter driving and will do anything to avoid it. Once those flakes start falling I go into turtle mode. Enjoy yourself
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You know I have to agree with Cindy here, that wouldn't be what I would want to get in a text either. I think getting to know one another, on a more intimate level first to see if their is Chemistry would be the ideal thing. Steve should of taken advantage of that on their first date. And instead of sending a dick pic, he should of texted her with: Good morning beautiful I had a really great time on our date last night and I would like to get together with you for a second date. What a great read this morning, and how I wish we got snow here, I can't wait to move to some place where we can actually enjoy some snow. I hope you have a great day..
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Myself I miss driving in the snow. Seeing a dick picture will not get you a first date with me or a second come to think of it not even a third.
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Poor Steve. He should know that dick pics are sent as a reminder not a preview. I don't mind driving in the snow. I know that how fast you can stop is more important than how fast you can go. So, I take my time, and wave at the guy in the ditch, who passed me earlier. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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His stupidity would turn me off more than the dick pic.
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This is funny as hell. Steve should not have been a Dick.
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That is hilarious. The part about winning a Valentine's prize brought back a memory. But since I'm perennially stumped for blog topics,, I think I'll make it my own blog post My first Ay FF date was a real disaster. The dude was a non-stop talker, and, after a couple drinks he started trying to convince me to come over to his love den. I made an escape. Apparently he didn't pick up on my dislike because he sent this message the following day: 'Oh, I forgot to ask whether you're on birth control. Because condoms are expensive and I don't want to be a father again."
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he should have known not to do that Drop by any time. 👍 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Personally I hate winter driving and will do anything to avoid it. Once those flakes start falling I go into turtle mode. Enjoy yourself ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Oooo... Scary story. Hey... Aren't you going on a blind date soon? 🤔 Be vigilant. Ok? ❗ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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You know I have to agree with Cindy here, that wouldn't be what I would want to get in a text either. I think getting to know one another, on a more intimate level first to see if their is Chemistry would be the ideal thing. Steve should of taken advantage of that on their first date. And instead of sending a dick pic, he should of texted her with: Good morning beautiful I had a really great time on our date last night and I would like to get together with you for a second date. What a great read this morning, and how I wish we got snow here, I can't wait to move to some place where we can actually enjoy some snow. I hope you have a great day.. Snow? Come over here. We'll spin around. You'll have a blast... your husband would get dizzy. lol 😂 😮 👍 🔥 💦 😎❗ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Myself I miss driving in the snow. Seeing a dick picture will not get you a first date with me or a second come to think of it not even a third. isn't that third date - the magic one? Where all is revealed? 🤔 That's what I've heard. 😎💕🔥⛵ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Poor Steve. He should know that dick pics are sent as a reminder not a preview. I don't mind driving in the snow. I know that how fast you can stop is more important than how fast you can go. So, I take my time, and wave at the guy in the ditch, who passed me earlier. Okie dokie... I've taken notes. 🙂 Oh... I've seen THOSE guys... You drive in the snow? 🤔 🔥 So ya like the slide do ya? 😊 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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His stupidity would turn me off more than the dick pic. So... second chances don't exist? 🤔 What if he was really... really nice? 🙄 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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That is hilarious. The part about winning a Valentine's prize brought back a memory. But since I'm perennially stumped for blog topics,, I think I'll make it my own blog post My first Ay FF date was a real disaster. The dude was a non-stop talker, and, after a couple drinks he started trying to convince me to come over to his love den. I made an escape. Apparently he didn't pick up on my dislike because he sent this message the following day: 'Oh, I forgot to ask whether you're on birth control. Because condoms are expensive and I don't want to be a father again." So you prefer the silent type? 🤔 ❗🍒 Blog post idea? Sure... go for it. ☺️I'll look forward to reading it. 😎 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Guys who aren't used to playing the game... are usually guilty of premature dick pics. 😎 Yep.. I understand. No second chances for those? 🤔 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Sounds like he had a budget. So you prefer the silent type? 🤔 ❗🍒 Blog post idea? Sure... go for it. ☺️I'll look forward to reading it. 😎 The non-stop talker dude...he would try to give the impression of give and take conversation by asking me a question. And then he'd interrupt me in the middle of my answer to continue his monologue!
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A lot of people HATE winter driving. My car is equipped with winter tires that'll cut a trail through the Arctic. I actually look forward to being able to slalom around parking lots and pull donuts at ease and... in total control. Sort of... lol 😂 😮 Do you enjoy driving in the snow or in slippery conditions? 🤔
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LMAO! @ Poor Steve. He should know that dick pics are sent as a reminder not a preview.
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2/13/2020 4:04 pm |
That was funny, people do some stupid shit sometimes! Paul, you have a knack on telling a story.
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I once had a first date text me a picture of his bondage toys after the date and asked me if we could use them on the second date. Yikes....
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2/14/2020 4:14 am |
I once had a first date text me a picture of his bondage toys after the date and asked me if we could use them on the second date. Yikes....
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Silent type? No, not really. I'm looking for a happy medium, a conversational give and take where I feel like the other person is actually listening to what I'm saying. The non-stop talker dude...he would try to give the impression of give and take conversation by asking me a question. And then he'd interrupt me in the middle of my answer to continue his monologue! ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Proper snow tires and AWD make driving with ease.... however it's all the 'others' on the roads that complicate things, Paul..... ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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LMAO! @ Poor Steve. He should know that dick pics are sent as a reminder not a preview. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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That was funny, people do some stupid shit sometimes! Paul, you have a knack on telling a story. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I once had a first date text me a picture of his bondage toys after the date and asked me if we could use them on the second date. Yikes.... And...? 🤔 🔥 💦 😮 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Happy to oblige... 😊 👍 ❤️ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I have to agree with you - no ice for me... unless it's in my drink. 😊 Snow is fun to drive in though. Hey... Happy Valentine's Day 💕🌹😘 So... how many hearts 💕 will you be be breaking, when you say YES.. to one of them? 🤔 😶 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I don't drive but certainly have been the passenger during some bad snowstorms. The scariest was probably when the car ahead was swerving all over the road, bouncing off both guardrails and ended up turned around facing in the opposite direction. Unpredictable weather and conditions was one of the reasons, my parents decided to close the cottage during the winter. Unsolicited 'dick pics' is one of the reasons 'connections' often don't happen here or in the 'real world'. They can be nice to have as a 'reminder'. Fortunately, I have rarely had a 'bad' date and one I walked out on. While enjoying a pre-dinner drink, he noticed a small scar, just below my collarbone and said, "What happened, did you get knifed in a fight?" I was furious, stood up and said, "No axxhole. It's from the line that saved my life". Happy Valentine's Day
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I agree with you, about Steve and his error in judgement. He MUST have known, right? 😮 BJ nailed it! lol 😂 👍 It's just a day with a label to me. I hope it means more to you. 💕 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I don't drive but certainly have been the passenger during some bad snowstorms. The scariest was probably when the car ahead was swerving all over the road, bouncing off both guardrails and ended up turned around facing in the opposite direction. Unpredictable weather and conditions was one of the reasons, my parents decided to close the cottage during the winter. Unsolicited 'dick pics' is one of the reasons 'connections' often don't happen here or in the 'real world'. They can be nice to have as a 'reminder'. Fortunately, I have rarely had a 'bad' date and one I walked out on. While enjoying a pre-dinner drink, he noticed a small scar, just below my collarbone and said, "What happened, did you get knifed in a fight?" I was furious, stood up and said, "No axxhole. It's from the line that saved my life". Happy Valentine's Day The type of snow that's fun - is about six inches. It's too thick to be anything but a slow slog and... rather fun to plow around in. 👍 😊 Rather rude of that guy! 👍 Happy V Day to you as well. I hope it means more than just a day with a name. 😏💕🌹 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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live radio in THIS city is ALWAYS unpredictable.. Happy to share a smile. 👍 Glad tidings for a Happy V Day. 🌹💕 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I have to agree with you - no ice for me... unless it's in my drink. 😊 Snow is fun to drive in though. Hey... Happy Valentine's Day 💕🌹😘 So... how many hearts 💕 will you be be breaking, when you say YES.. to one of them? 🤔 😶 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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This is funny as hell. Steve should not have been a Dick. Your remark was funny as well. Drop on by... any time. 👍 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Ya get requests? 🤔 Kool! 👍 😊 I have them in a private folder 📂. Half the planet, huh? lol 😂 😮 Yep... 😊 👍 I'm part of that half. So... ya get requests... Well... you're doing something right! ❗ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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You? Handcuffed to the guy? 🤔 lol 😂 😮 Yep.... I can see that. I live in a condo... they'd fricken ban the person if that was parked in my lot... lol 😂 Hey... let me know how that handcuff thingy works out. 😮💦🔥❗🌹 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Hey Paul, ...........I’m more of a “Ring your doorbell with my dick already out” kinda guy,..........First Impressions and All,.......... Sinfully Yours, backpocket13
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Hey Paul, ...........I’m more of a “Ring your doorbell with my dick already out” kinda guy,..........First Impressions and All,.......... Sinfully Yours, backpocket13 Go for it! 👍 ❗ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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cute story. stupid guy.
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cute story. stupid guy. I couldn't believe it while I listened. I'm sure THAT, would not have made YOU happy if someone were to send you such a picture. 🤔 Right? 😮 Or would you give him a second chance? 😳 Happy Monday! ❗😊 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Another great read Paul! Seeing your Profile pic, I can picture you crawling, Oops, mean your vehicle crawling in the thick snow! At least you had the "radio" - um ..... and that must have been soo embarrassing for him - of course, def not what he should have done! Guess if something is live, it could be difficult to "filter", esp as they had no idea what she would say! And a very sexy snow sulpture on ..... it is on the back of a truck?! ..... And always 'hold onto all those sexy thoughts'! (Remember if you feel like taking part in some sexy fun then click here!) Come on Some Sketch Fun And Now How About 39Me39 Watching 39You39 If you39d like that Please Comment - So if you would like - click here as well!
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Another great read Paul! Seeing your Profile pic, I can picture you crawling, Oops, mean your vehicle crawling in the thick snow! At least you had the "radio" - um ..... and that must have been soo embarrassing for him - of course, def not what he should have done! Guess if something is live, it could be difficult to "filter", esp as they had no idea what she would say! And a very sexy snow sulpture on ..... it is on the back of a truck?! Those snow sculpture persons are from the front of a car (on the windshield) - the owner probably did it. And those snow storm pics are in Montreal but not the ACTUAL one I was in. I had to have both hands on the wheel. lol 😂 😮 Pass me your drink. I'll fill it with some ice... 👍😎❗ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Oh... go read this FFS...🍷🍷😎❗ This Lie Could Result In A Hot Conclusion ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I read this after you commented on my blog....sorry for the delay. This was pretty funny to read. How mortifying for Steve but hey he deserved it.... Being on LOCAL Transexual Contacts we see everything sooner or later eh? I am not one to send out more revealing photos until after I am interested in somebody. I mean some guys are proud of their equipment and want to show it off(as women do the same of course). But if someone either the woman or man is a bit more conservative, sending out a pic like that is risky eh? Independently Romantic Sounds Better Than Lonely
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I read this after you commented on my blog....sorry for the delay. This was pretty funny to read. How mortifying for Steve but hey he deserved it.... Being on LOCAL Transexual Contacts we see everything sooner or later eh? I am not one to send out more revealing photos until after I am interested in somebody. I mean some guys are proud of their equipment and want to show it off(as women do the same of course). But if someone either the woman or man is a bit more conservative, sending out a pic like that is risky eh? They want to show it off... really? 🤔 I'll have to see if the ladies I meet at the grocery store are interested in seeing a random pic, while they wait at the cash. Omg 😮... lol 😂 🍷🍷🌹😎 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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dumb ass
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dumb ass Thanks for popping in. Drop by any time. 👍 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I like your captivating way of writing a story... Have to say, Steve and Cindy were never actually on a date.... had they been, Cindy would have known what his dick looked like at full mast. So not a good idea to send a dick pic after hanging out for the first time. In general, though, I'd say , "Sending a dick pic is never a good idea".
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I like your captivating way of writing a story... Have to say, Steve and Cindy were never actually on a date.... had they been, Cindy would have known what his dick looked like at full mast. So not a good idea to send a dick pic after hanging out for the first time. In general, though, I'd say , "Sending a dick pic is never a good idea". Also true about sending dic pics. Although... back in the day... we never had THAT option. lol 😂 😮 I'm wondering if there's a learning curve for all of this, or it's just in a man's jeans 👖. 🍷 🍷 👍 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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